Whatever's
broken,
bring it.
90 minutes. You pick what we spend it on.
Strategy. Offers. The funnel. The sales calls that go great and don't close. The AI that sounds like a mattress commercial. The tech you've been avoiding since March. One thing or four things...we go where the money is.
Stuff people have actually booked 90 minutes for...
"I have a course and a certification sitting in a folder. Unsold. I paid for them years ago."
"My offer suite got so wide nobody knows what to buy. Including me."
"People show up. The money doesn't follow."
"I want my Claude trained on my actual voice so everything I make stops sounding like a mattress commercial."
"I keep negotiating my pricing in my head before the client says a word."
"I know what to do. I don't do it. Why."
"I'm building the funnel and I don't know which tool does what or what happens after somebody types their email in."
"Everyone gives me the same advice and none of it is about my actual business."
Every one of those is a 90 minute problem. Not a six-month container problem. You need somebody standing outside the bottle reading the label back to you...not a $20,000 coaching container to solve the leak.
How the 90 minutes actually goes
Pick a time, answer a few questions about what's going on. A few. Not a 40-page intake form.
Offers, funnel, emails, sales language, the Instagram. My pre-call stalking document is a real thing and it's long.
Live, on Zoom. Decisions made out loud with real numbers. If it's a build (AI, tech, a page), the thing gets built before we hang up.
You get the recording and a follow-up doc within 48 hours with the order to do things in. Most people book one, go do it, and come back when they need the next one.
Strategist, salesperson, builder, problem solver and chronic asker of: "but why are we doing it that way?"
I've spent more than 20 years in sales and years building businesses online. I've created and sold digital products. Built funnels. Grown audiences. Designed offers. Built communities. Created customer journeys. Managed launches. Worked inside businesses at multiple stages of growth. Built systems. Helped owners untangle operations.
And now I spend a ridiculous amount of time figuring out how AI can take work off a business owner's plate without making their company feel like it's being run by robots.
But the thing I'm best at? Seeing how all of it works together.
You already pay people. A VA, a team, maybe a past coach. They maintain the machine. Some of them built the first version of it. That's why they can't see it anymore, same as you can't. You cannot read the label from inside the bottle. I stand outside it and read it back to you.
I don't fit in one business box. That's the point.
The content coach says post more. The funnel person says add a step. The sales coach says objection-handle harder. Each is looking at one room, and the leak is in the hallway between them.
What are we actually trying to build, and what matters right now?
What are you selling, does anybody understand it, and does the suite make sense together?
How do people move from interested to buying, and where are you losing them?
Which tool does what, what happens after the opt-in, and why does nobody click?
What is the part of your brain that's hesitating actually saying?
What happens after the sale, and what still lives in your head?
What can be automated, what stays human, and how does it work without the robot-factory vibe?
These are not separate conversations. They're the same business. So in 90 minutes we can go anywhere in the house.
Who this is for...and who it isn't for.
You have a business. Clients, a list, an offer that has sold. Something real to look at.
You know what's bugging you and you want somebody to look at it with you, today, not in module six.
You already pay a team or a coach, and they can't see the thing either.
You want decisions made in 90 minutes, not another six-month container.
You'd rather hear the honest version than the nice version.
You haven't sold anything yet and have no idea what to do first. That's a different problem and I have a different door for it. Start here instead.
You want to be told what business to start.
You want someone to tell you to post more and "not quit". I won't.
You want to be coddled. I'm direct and I'll say the thing nobody else in the room will.
You're looking for someone to run the business for you. This is a session, not a retainer.
Okay. Book it.
"But Vicki, 90 minutes isn't enough to fix my whole business."
Correct. We're not fixing the whole business. We're finding the one spot where the money is leaking and deciding what to do about it. That part takes about 90 minutes when somebody's sitting next to you who's done it before.
The six months after that is you doing the work. Which you'd be doing anyway, just in the wrong order.